Ten out of ten million is only 0.000001%. ThatвЂ™s another 10 million faces! Has he rocked all of those as well? Is he still batting a thousand? For the sake of argument, letвЂ™s say he didnвЂ™t rock ten of those faces over that time.

What about the years that have passed since then? Remember, at the time the song was written, Bon Jovi was averaging 333,333 faces seen/rocked per year. Bon Jovi saw the guyвЂ™s face, attempted to rock it, but they guy was like, вЂњEh, this is OK, but IвЂ™m more of Dokken man.вЂќ Still, I find it a little hard to believe that there wasnвЂ™t at least one incident of a guy being dragged to a Bon Jovi concert by his girlfriend, who (despite Bon JoviвЂ™s best attempts) did not get his face rocked. For the sake of argument, IвЂ™m going to give him the benefit of the doubt here. There were no face-rocking metrics or measurements at that time. The problem though, is that we have to take him on his word. He didnвЂ™t miss any! ThatвЂ™s a 100% success rate. Jon Bon Jovi rocked each one of those million faces. Start a timer, watch 95 seconds go byвЂ¦ BOOM! Another face rocked. During this time period, Bon Jovi was rocking a face every 1 minute and 35 seconds. ThatвЂ™s almost 914 faces per day or 38 faces per hour. One million faces over 3 years breaks down to 333,333 faces per year. This means that at the time of writing, Bon Jovi would have been rocking faces for approximately 3 years. Their album, Slippery When Wet, was recorded in 1986, so letвЂ™s assume Bon Jovi wrote the lyrics that same year. They range from relatable, вЂњTimes when youвЂ™re alone, all you do is think,вЂќ to the rock star lifestyle, вЂњSometimes I sleep, sometimes itвЂ™s not for days.вЂќ The one line I always come back to, though, is: вЂњIвЂ™ve seen a million faces, and IвЂ™ve rocked them all.вЂќ LetвЂ™s examine this statistic. In the song, Jon Bon Jovi makes many claims. The Bon Jovi single, вЂњWanted Dead or Alive,вЂќ was released in March of 1987.

Wanted dead or alive